A quirky young woman with an English accent (who apparently plays pajamas in her pajamas, which I can respect) reviews Transformers: Age of Extinction. It is as if Morrissey had a teenage daughter with access to YouTube and a fascination for transforming robots.
“I am not gonna sugarcoat it: This film was really, really, really, really, really bad… It was worse than Transformers 3, which was really bad in itself. If possible, I’d want to completely erase it from my mind, along with the disappointment and bitterness I am currently experiencing after the letdown that this film was. Not just as a Transformers fan and along with my childhood that has been completely destroyed… like my memories for what the actual Transformers are and what they stand for and the franchise as a whole, but just as a moviegoer, this film really sucked!”
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observeratlarge
June 25, 2014 at 5:54 pm
Well, that queers it. Won’t be seeing Transformers; Age of Extinction. Not even in the middle of the night, I’m sure I can find some bad porn instead.
Red
July 14, 2014 at 6:38 pm
“It was worse than Transformers 3.” WHY did you go? Who couldn’t see that coming?
Stephen Robinson
July 14, 2014 at 7:08 pm
Exactly! There are all these reviews of people upset with the fourth Transformers who had seen the previous three. It’s not like this one had Jar Jar Binks and no Harrison Ford.