It takes a pretty significant “bottle half empty” perspective to consider ten years with Angelina Jolie has something that “all went wrong.” Even if the split is true, it stil seems like a fair deal someone would make with Satan. The Devil shows up for Bradd Pitt’s soul and he’s already packed. “Can’t thank you enough! Now, off to an eternity in the lake of fire? Cool. Can we swing by Starbucks for a Frappucino on the way?”