During a meeting with congressional leaders who, if actually honorable people, have the obligation to immediately remove him from office for obvious signs of insanity, Donald Trump repeated the lie that “millions” of people “voted illegally” in the election… the one he won.
I know many Sanders supporters believed Hillary Clinton “rigged” the Democratic primary, but she actually won that race. I’m not sure what’s the point of perpetuating wide-scale voter fraud that results in the tearful concession of your candidacy to a known madman you’re certain will destroy everything you’ve spent your life fighting for. But, hey, who knows how women’s minds work, right? Up top!
Or, maybe, like Catwoman on the 1960s BATMAN series, she just hired really dumb goons.
GOON: So, uh, Mrs. C, we totally rigged that election for ya real good, like, with all those illegal votes in California.
CLINTON: Wait… you rigged California? But I was always going to win California.
GOON: Yeah, but now you’ll easily win the popular vote by, like, four million votes or some such.
CLINTON: You do understand that the popular vote doesn’t affect the outcome of the presidential election, which according to Article II, Section 1 of the Constitution is determined by the Electoral College.
GOON: Uh, so what’s the purpose, Mrs. C?
CLINTON: Why can’t I get good help!