Saw an ad for this monstrosity online:

If you are consuming a food item with a Universal-horror-film-inspired name, you shouldn’t expect to live long enough to have a son of your own.

This is marketed as a burger for “smaller appetites,” but the sandwich contains 700 calories and 1,760 mg of sodium. That is marginally better than its parent, which boasts 900 calories and 2,020 mg of sodium. Wendy’s modestly describes the Baconator as a “tasty treat.”