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Manhattan…

10.7.1992 — I saw Manhattan for the first time at the Tate Theater in Athens, and once the credits rolled, I’d determined that I’d eventually live in New York. Like your average Gen-Xer, I felt directionless but Manhattan served as a magnet drawing me into adulthood.

There was a lot of interest in the film at the time, as the Allen/Farrow scandal was in the news. However, this was coincidental rather than exploitative programming (the selections for Fall Quarter would have been made in May at the latest, a few months before the scandal broke).

I was only a few months removed from 17 when I saw the film (my friend Zach, I think, was still 17 when we went), so the idea of a 42-year-old man in a sexual relationship with a 17-year-old girl did not disturb me as much as it does now. What 17 year old doesn’t want to be treated like an adult and discuss Mahler and Fitzgerald with thirtysomething New Yorkers? That desire, of course, is precisely what a responsible adult man should *not* take advantage of.

Allen has a habit of presenting as romantic choices the uncomplicated ingenue and the shrill, pretentious harpy. In Manhattan, the latter archetype (played by Diane Keaton) has betrayed Allen’s character, who now races to reunite with the former archetype (played by Mariel Hemingway). It’s too late, of course, and she leaves him to spend six months in Europe. He knows that she will return a different person, that she will grow up, and she was already more mature than he is.

Twenty-one years later, Soon-Yi Previn, Mia Farrow’s daughter who Allen married (yes, it’s as bad as it reads), is herself now the 42-year-old New Yorker. Time moves on.

 
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Posted by on October 7, 2013 in Pop Life

 

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The Crazy Ones…

I was only able to get through about 30 seconds of this at a time.

I loved Mork & Mindy when I was a kid (and still do through the lens of nostalgia) but aside from that, I don’t find Robin Williams very funny. Maybe it was always Pam Dawber that made the show work. I think Williams is a great actor. He’s amazing in the rarely seen Seize the Day. I even think his performance in Robert Altman’s Popeye has a lot of uncredited depth.

Oh, and of course:

Yet, as a comedian, Williams reminds me of someone’s uncle after too much wine at Thanksgiving. Give me Madeline Kahn any day.

 
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Posted by on September 22, 2013 in Pop Life

 

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Sean Saves the World…

OK, a few things…

1) How was Sean Hayes conned into making this series? If this is the pilot, then it’s not like he received a great first script, signed on, the writers all died, and the producer’s trained seal picked up the slack for the rest of the season.

2) There is not one authentic moment or character in this trailer. Human beings and actual human situations are funny. You can have legitimate conflict and thoughtful performances… or, I guess, you can go with mustached men who have birds resting on their shoulders.

3) The trailer touts its “Emmy-winning” star who can’t be bothered to learn another first name for his character. I gave Tony Danza a break in “Taxi” and “Who’s the Boss” The man was a boxer and took some hits to the head.

 
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Posted by on September 17, 2013 in Pop Life, Social Commentary

 

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Minstrelsy…

Although wonderfully choreographed and performed, the “Bojangles of Harlem” number in Swing Time is considered culturally insensitive if not outright racist these days, and you’d probably never see it on prime time TV.

I’m hard pressed to see much difference between this and whatever Miley Cyrus was trying to do at the VMAs on Sunday. Actually, there’s a tremendous difference — the talent of the performer and the execution of the number.

Does it really just come down to shoe polish?

 
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Posted by on August 28, 2013 in Pop Life, Social Commentary

 

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Can we talk about how stupid this is?

In college, my friend Zach once described a bad movie as being filmed by “senile cameraman” with a “plot plagiarized from cancelled TV sitcom.” Unfortunately, this accurately describes far too many movies released today.

The Daily Beast, in honor of National Orgasm Day, presented the “best orgasm scenes in movies,” including dramatically relevant ones from When Harry Met Sally and Pleasantville, actually amusing ones from A Fish Called Wanda and Sleeper, a suitably French one from Amélie, something disturbing as hell from Black Swan, and perhaps the worst thing ever from The Ugly Truth.

The gag — unintentional public orgasm — is stale and tired, but it also has the benefit of lousy performances from everyone involved (including the extras). Oh, and no one blinked over the fact that the “joke” is a child bringing Katherine Heigl to orgasm in a restaurant.

 
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Posted by on August 1, 2013 in Pop Life

 

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It’s possible she was not alive when I bought the album…

 
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Posted by on July 28, 2013 in Pop Life

 

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July 27, 1983…

MadonnaTheFirstAlbum1983AlbumCover I can’t state definitively if I’d be alive today if not for the release of Madonna’s self-titled debut album 30 years ago.

I’ve enjoyed some of her later albums more ( Like a Prayer, I’m Breathless, Erotica, and Bedtime Stories), but the Madonna I met in 1983 — the wavy-haired working class girl with the nasally Michigan accent — is the one who fully captured my heart. I was rarely happy, but I always was with her.

I was 9 years old at the time, secretly recording Madonna songs off the radio on what would become my first mixtape. Critics said she couldn’t sing, but I’d memorized each note and found joy in every flaw. There was no adequate way to describe the passion and the not-so-subtle pain in her music, so I never tried. It was simply Madonna.

Burning Up

Holiday

Lucky Star

 
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Posted by on July 26, 2013 in Pop Life

 

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Dennis Farina…

I did not envy actor Dennis Farina when he was cast to replace Jerry Orbach on Law & Order. Farina’s Det. Joe Montana had an edge and flashiness that was more old time Little Italy than Lower East Side. But that was fitting for such a quintessentially New York series. Lennie Briscoe was irreplaceable but Joe Montana was still compelling to watch.

 
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Posted by on July 22, 2013 in Pop Life

 

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Rolling Stone and Dzhokhar Tsarnaev…

rolling_stone_tsarnaev   Rolling Stone‘s decision to feature Dzhohkar Tsarnaev, the suspect in the Boston Marathon bombing, on the cover of its latest issue has generated a public reaction that I cynically suggest is probably what they expected.

Late Wednesday morning, both Tedeschi Food Shops and CVS pledged not to carry the Rolling Stone issue in its stores.

On its Facebook page, CVS wrote:”CVS/pharmacy has decided not to sell the current issue of Rolling Stone featuring a cover photo of the Boston Marathon bombing suspect. As a company with deep roots in New England and a strong presence in Boston, we believe this is the right decision out of respect for the victims of the attack and their loved ones.

And from Tedeschi’s Facebook page: “Tedeschi Food Shops supports the need to share the news with everyone, but cannot support actions that serve to glorify the evil actions of anyone. With that being said, we will not be carrying this issue of Rolling Stone. Music and terrorism don’t mix!

CVS’s statement is understandable. It’s less a free speech issue than a business decision. They don’t wish to offend their customers. Tedeschi’s statement makes less sense. Having not read the piece, Tedeschi can’t definitely state that the article “glorifies the evil actions of anyone” (unless Tedeschi is referring to the feature on Robin Thicke). Also, the line “music and terrorism don’t mix” reveals an ignorance of Rolling Stone‘s regular content — much of it is political and not related to music at all.

Catherine Parrotta reported on Twitter that Boston Mayor Thomas Menino believes the cover is a “disgrace” and that it should’ve featured first responders instead. The mayor already has one job with a limited career path, does he really need to try his hand at publishing?

Rolling Stone released a statement:

“The fact that Dzhokhar Tsarnaev is young, and in the same age group as many of our readers, makes it all the more important for us to examine the complexities of this issue and gain a more complete understanding of how a tragedy like this happens.”

I think this all speaks to a prevalent mindset that fame = good. It doesn’t matter how the fame is achieved (any reality TV star, for example). The bomber is objectively famous. We all know (or at least should know) his name. That doesn’t make him Santa Claus or Marilyn Monroe. The fact that our culture has trouble making the distinction between fame and moral value is more an indictment on our culture.
In-depth coverage of the victims of this awful act and the heroic men and women who rushed to their aid is a great thing. However, it’s not the same as also examining the twisted mindset of the man accused of perpetrating it. The latter should not preclude the former. I haven’t read the piece yet but I presume it does not “glorify” him nor do I think it will inspire young people to view him as “cool.” My biggest objection is that Tsarnaev pleaded “not guilty” to the crimes. As implausible as that is, he has not yet been convicted of anything, and the article seems to take the position that he has.
 

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Jenny McCarthy on “The View”…

Otherwise serious people are spooked about the impact Jenny McCarthy’s hiring on The View might have for the health of a nation.

Dr. Claire McCarthy writes:

By choosing Jenny McCarthy to be a host on “The View”, ABC made a decision that could end up costing lives–even worse, the lives of children.

OK, I don’t find McCarthy particularly talented but isn’t that a bit extreme? Oh wait, there’s more to it.
Jenny McCarthy believes that vaccines caused her son to be autistic. Never mind that it’s not clear that he was actually autistic, none of the claims she has made about vaccines and autism are backed up by, um, any medical evidence. But that doesn’t stop Jenny McCarthy from making those claims very publicly. She is a supporter of Andrew Wakefield, the British doctor whose study linking the MMR vaccine and autism was found to be based on fraudulent data. The fact that he has been discredited by the medical community and lost his license doesn’t stop her from supporting him.
McCarthy is, by all accounts, a flake, but if any parent makes health decisions for their children based on what a panel member of The View tells them should have their children taken from their custody immediately.
Our fear of free speech stems from our fear that people are too lazy or stupid or both to rigorously investigate what they see, hear, and read. That’s not entirely unfounded, though, as I’m still getting Daily Currant articles forwarded to me as serious journalism.
Oh, I was going to use a photo of McCarthy for this post but I couldn’t find one that wasn’t offensive in some way. Take that as you will.
 
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Posted by on July 16, 2013 in Pop Life

 

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