IVANKA: So, Dad, I know we’re getting killed out there with Russia… and, well, everything else related to running the country, but we think some exciting staffing changes sould turn things around.
TRUMP: Whattaya got in mind? Sexy broad? Sexier broad?
KUSHNER: No, the White House chain of command needs to go mouse (POINTS AT HIMSELF), cat (POINTS AT IVANKA)… mooch.
IVANKA: We in the administration want a Communications Director with attitude. He’s edgy. He’s in your face. You’ve heard the expression “Let’s get busy?” Well, this is communications director who gets biz-ay, consistently and thoroughly.
TRUMP: So, he’s proactive, huh?
IVANKA: Oh, God yes, we’re talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
SPICER: Excuse me, but “proactive” and “paradigm”? Aren’t these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I’m accusing you of anything like that… I’m fired, aren’t I?
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Anthony Scaramucci, RIP…
Ten or so days ago:
IVANKA: So, Dad, I know we’re getting killed out there with Russia… and, well, everything else related to running the country, but we think some exciting staffing changes sould turn things around.
TRUMP: Whattaya got in mind? Sexy broad? Sexier broad?
KUSHNER: No, the White House chain of command needs to go mouse (POINTS AT HIMSELF), cat (POINTS AT IVANKA)… mooch.
IVANKA: We in the administration want a Communications Director with attitude. He’s edgy. He’s in your face. You’ve heard the expression “Let’s get busy?” Well, this is communications director who gets biz-ay, consistently and thoroughly.
TRUMP: So, he’s proactive, huh?
IVANKA: Oh, God yes, we’re talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
SPICER: Excuse me, but “proactive” and “paradigm”? Aren’t these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I’m accusing you of anything like that… I’m fired, aren’t I?
Ten or so days later:
Posted by Stephen Robinson on July 31, 2017 in Political Theatre, Social Commentary
Tags: Anthony Scaramucci, Communications Director, Donald Trump, Poochie, The Mooch, The Simspons