People are often surprised that I haven’t attended nor do I have any interest in attending Comic-Con. My response is that it’s hard to say what I dislike more: Crowds or waiting in line. (This also explains my aversion to theme parks.) The whole reason I started reading comics or, well, books of any type is because I’m asocial.

But if you’re into crowds and lines, here’s an overview of how to best manage Comic-Con. Meanwhile, I’ll be alone in a dark room somewhere (and thanks to the good folks at Kindle, I can now read in the dark).