The Facebook movies celebrating the service’s 10th anniversary — or more accurately the 6th anniversary of people actually using it — features a rather maudlin soundtrack, best suited for the funeral of someone who died young.

I would have selected Tom Cochrane’s “Life is a Highway,” which is what I plan to have played at my own funeral — no service, no eulogy, just one screening of the video and then they can take my body off to make Arby’s Roast Beef, as is the custom for my ancestors.