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The Tonight Show…

The Tonight Show…

Mark Evanier has wise things to say about Jimmy Fallon’s new 11:30 pm show on NBC.

I can’t bring myself to call it The Tonight Show, as I’ve always believed NBC should’ve retired that title like an exceptional athlete’s number when Johnny Carson retired in 1992. Jay Leno at least had some continuity to the original series. He was the official guest host for years, and like most comedians of his generation, his successful appearances on The Tonight Show launched his career.

Frankly, every talk show host on the air right now is doing their spin on David Letterman. I’ve argued that Stephen Colbert, out of his Comedy Central character, would be more in Carson’s style — an actual grown-up hosting a variety show grandparents, parents, and kids could all watch together. Leno was no Carson but he was hosting a more mainstream show. Now we have a far less diverse late night.

When I was in high school, during Carson’s last years on the air, there was The Tonight Show, Late Night with David Letterman, and The Arsenio Hall Show. All were unique and reached a distinct audience. You might see Eddie Murphy on the Carson or Letterman, as well as Arsenio, but you’d never see Richard Little or George Clinton on those programs.

I’ve no idea what Seth Meyers will do with Late Night that would distinguish it from whatever Fallon’s doing. I’m not inclined to watch and find out, so I’ll just check back in with Mark Evanier.

 
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Posted by on February 18, 2014 in Pop Life

 

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Why I love Netflix…

A Pickens, SC woman has been arrested for failing to return the Monster-in-Law video she rented in 2005.

Kayla Michelle Finley, 27, has been charged with failure to return a rented video cassette, according to the Pickens County Sheriff’s Office.

According to warrants Finely rented Monster-In-Law from Dalton Video, which is no longer in business, in 2005 and the tape was not returned within 72 hours.

Dalton Video might have survived the economic onslaught of video streaming technology if only Ms. Finley had returned the video promptly so they in turn could rent it to the throngs of customers waiting to see the Jennifer Lopez/Jane Fonda buddy flick.

I presume Ms. Finley’s defense team will argue that it took almost a decade for her to make this YouTube tribute video.

 
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Posted by on February 17, 2014 in Pop Life

 

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“Bieber’s cool, and you’re ruining it for him.”

Atlanta’s already suffered enough due to a poor urban planning and the calamitous effects of mild frozen precipitation accumulation. Now, Justin Bieber plans to live there.

Per AccessAtlanta, Justin Bieber is “renting temporary digs from a well-known local producer and TMZ has been reporting that he’s eyeing various properties in Buckhead.”

He also goes by the name “Bizzle” now. Let’s hope this re-branding is at least as successful as Bud Bundy’s transition to streetwise rapper “Grandmaster B.”

 
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Posted by on February 17, 2014 in Pop Life

 

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Who to un-friend on Facebook…

 

Odds are your Facebook friends & neighbors fall into the following groups:

Actual Friends: These are people you see regularly off-line or would if you lived in the same city. Your ability to connect with out-of-state friends whom years ago you might have lost touch is one of the great boons of Facebook. They read your posts, comment on them, like your poorly shot photos. They amount to roughly 2% of your Facebook friends.

Facebook Luddites: They are the people who claim to “never use” Facebook, which is perfectly fine if they could ever leave it at that. However, they always have to add the codicil, “because I’m so busy” or “I just don’t have the time for it.” You might feel guilty about wasting time on Facebook if the Luddite had anything to show for his or her discipline — like a cure for some disease or even a nice piece of woodwork. And even if they weren’t snide about their non-use of Facebook, you should probably still un-friend them because they don’t add anything to the service. I’ve received more personal responses from the rare celebrity Facebook pages I follow (oh, Liza!) than I have from the Luddites.

Facebook Narcissists: These people believe Facebook exists as a public service to allow the world to closely follow the intimate ups and downs of the dysfunctional roller coaster that is their existence. They actively solicit — nay, demand! — feedback and positive reinforcement on their posts but rarely if ever comment on anything you post. You’re probably giving them a pass because they might just not understand how Facebook should work, but most likely they are this way in real life, which no one needs. A small number of these narcissists will find the time to acknowledge your existence as an autonomous individual separate from them and actually “like” the fact that you just got married or moved or found a new job. Keep them around if you wish.

Facebook Bullies: This is perhaps the most curious group. They only ever comment on your posts to disagree with you or your other friends or to mock you and your other friends. We get it, you don’t like Downton Abbey or Sherlock or whatever everyone else is discussing. You find the Buzzfeed quizzes silly. Let it go. Spirited debate is grand but drive-by attacks are pointless. Facebook Bullies also make your other friends think you collect jackasses as a pastime. Get this evil out of your swamp.

 

 
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Posted by on February 17, 2014 in Uncategorized

 

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The Eyes of Facebook Are Upon You…

A piece in The Atlantic describes how Facebook proves we’re all very predictable.

As couples become couples, Facebook data scientist Carlos Diuk writes, the two people enter a period of courtship, during which timeline posts increase. After the couple makes it official, their posts on each others’ walls decrease—presumably because the happy two are spending more time together.

In the post on Facebook’s data science blog, Diuk gives hard numbers:

During the 100 days before the relationship starts, we observe a slow but steady increase in the number of timeline posts shared between the future couple. When the relationship starts (“day 0”), posts begin to decrease. We observe a peak of 1.67 posts per day 12 days before the relationship begins, and a lowest point of 1.53 posts per day 85 days into the relationship. Presumably, couples decide to spend more time together, courtship is off, and online interactions give way to more interactions in the physical world.

I suppose if you’re keeping track of this sort of thing, it’s better to be paid for it.

I presume this will allow users the ability to filter out new couples. Although, a more useful filter would be parents who post so many photos of their kids, you’d think they work for Gerber.

 
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Posted by on February 16, 2014 in Social Commentary

 

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“We must learn to love together as brothers or perish together as fools.”

Another public shooting. So it goes.

 
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Posted by on February 16, 2014 in Social Commentary

 

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America circles the drain…

Bobby Jindal warns about the “silent war on religion.

Nietzsche condemned Christianity as a religion consisting of nothing more than resentment for life and those who enjoy it. The constant victim mentality of late also seems to prove him right.

Fortunately, nothing lasts forever, including a nation founded in violence and maintained with hubris.

 
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Posted by on February 16, 2014 in Social Commentary

 

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What makes a man?

Wallace Shawn defends Woody Allen in an op-ed piece in the L.A. Times and does so in a way consistent with how many men have responded to this issue.

First is to castigate others for “gossiping” about public figures. This is intended to dismiss any serious discussion about sexual abuse and the bravery it takes for victims to speak out as mere “gossip” — the activity of clucking hens.

Yet, despite attacking the gossip, the man feels it necessary to have his say — with no real personal experience as a witness of the alleged crime or a victim of sexual abuse. This always come across as the man having the last word before sending the kids to bed.

Finally, there is a defense of Allen that is based solely on a professional relationship, which is ironic as Allen himself boasts of his ability to compartmentalize his personal and professional lives.

Shawn ends his statement with this:

I’ve never become a friend of Woody Allen or even had any terribly lengthy conversations with him, but I’ve been in his orbit enough so that I can’t possibly see him as the abstract, weird cardboard fantasy figure that one reads about. In fact, like so many of those who have worked with him repeatedly over the decades, I’ve found him to be not merely thoughtful, serious and honest, but extraordinary and even inspiring in his thoughtfulness, seriousness and honesty. Of the people I’ve known, he’s one of those I’ve respected most. And for that reason, I personally would have to say that it would take overwhelming evidence to convince me that he had sexually abused a child, just as it would take overwhelming evidence to convince me that Desmond Tutu, Franklin D. Roosevelt or Doris Lessing had sexually abused a child.

I know women are only usually accused of this but that is the most irrational thing I’ve read in a while. Shawn is not a close friend of Allen. He hasn’t spent much time with him, but hey, we are in the social writerly social circle and he makes swell films, so he’s on the moral level of Tutu, Lessing, and FDR.

Isn’t this the same argument we hear when a woman accuses a man of rape or even sexual harassment? He couldn’t have done it! He’s so good at his job! Think of his esteemed professional reputation!

Thanks, but no thanks, Mr. Shawn. I loved you in Manhattan and Melinda and Melinda, but I still consider a woman’s thoughtful, consistent firsthand account “overwhelming evidence.”

 
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Posted by on February 15, 2014 in Social Commentary

 

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Batman’s shaky relationship with death…

I’m not a fan of Christopher Nolan’s Batman films, which is unfortunate because I’ve enjoyed all of Nolan’s other movies, from Memento to Inception, and I love Batman, so it should be like combining chocolate and peanut butter.

But no, I find the movies overly depressing and bleak and lacking anything remotely related to fun.

And I find Christian Bale’s Batman far sillier than the unfairly maligned Adam West version. Bale’s “Batman” voice is simply laughable. Is it supposed to scare someone or just invoke giggle fits?

So, these Peter Holmes sketches don’t make fun of Batman, so much as they justifiably mock whatever Christian Bale was trying to do.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1byycwl8qgc

 
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Posted by on February 15, 2014 in Uncategorized

 

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The science of transforming robots…

This poor fellow puts a lot of effort into discussing the potential scientific inaccuracies of the 1980s Transformers cartoons.

I will try to find a YouTube video of a grown woman chatting about her Barbie dolls or the Strawberry Shortcake cartoon.

 
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Posted by on February 6, 2014 in Pop Life

 

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